Killer Workout (aka Aerobicide)

Usually in aerobics movies there's guys in the workout classes with women so they can ogle the women along with the audience, but the men in Killer Workout are DEADLY SERIOUS about aerobicizing. They might be more serious than their instructors or any of their classmates. They are in aerobics to WIN IT, and it never failed to get a laugh out of us.

The plot unfolds something like this: Gym patrons are dropping like flies, while others are sexually harassing each other. Everyone's a suspect (for the killing not the harassing) as bodies are stacking up and... well that about sums it up I think.

Things to watch for: High kill count, gratuitous aerobic workout scenes, jump scares done right, people wearing their workout clothes 24-7, gratuitous aerobic workout scenes, some attempts at man-candy to even things out, gratuitous aerobic workout scenes, outrageous late 80s pop music, and a twist ending you could never see coming. Did I mention gratuitous aerobic workout scenes?

What we learned: If during the first few hours of your first shift at your new job, where a murder has just taken place, you get into a fist fight in the parking lot while taking out the trash and then "go for a ride" with a stranger you just met; don't worry, no one will bring it up again for the rest of the time you work there!