February 22, 2016

Chopping Mall

This is a favorite of Chris' (who we were working with over at the Mall), he even played it as a mystery movie once after a Horror for the Holidays! If you've not seen it, put it high up on your list of things to watch




The plot unfolds something like this: A group of teenagers working at their local mall decide to have a slumber party in the furniture store. Unfortunatly for them, mall security has implamented their new security-bots this same night. Likely, everything will be fine though. Unless lighting strikes or something...











Things to watch for: Lots of action amidst the horror. Amazing 80s robot technology. A nice balance of shirtless dudes and ladies. One of the greatest head explosions committed to film. Some epically obnoxious dude-bro gum chewing.


Soundtrack: The soundtrack is also fantastic, if you like awesome 80s synth stuff! (And why wouldn't you?)









That-guy moments with the Corman crew:Gerrit Graham, and the Corman crew Dick Miller, and Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov (my faves)!










Original title: Killbots (the more fitting title in our opinion).


February 18, 2016

The Car


This movie has been on our "to watch" list forever and having seen it, we really should have watched it earlier!

The plot unfolds something like this: A murderous car descends on a bustling small town in Utah. Local law enforcement are on the case, but anyone who stands in the car's way won't stand there long. Will they be able to stop it while there are towns people left to save?

Hey isn't that: James Brolin, R.G. Armstrong, Ronny Cox, and Kim Richards?

Things to watch for: A car that can hear insults and holds a grudge, but won't cross into a grave yard. Women taunting a car after it stops chasing them and the children they're protecting. Tons of impressive Ozploitation-style stunt driving.


Well that was likely not planned: During a scene that involves a marching band's worth of children peppered with 6 or so horses, man gets trampled by a horse on camera. He must have ended up fine if it made the final cut, but it's pretty hairy.

Happy things we didn't expect: There are three Native American characters in this film, two are police officers and the other is a witness to a crime. And after they were introduced, we waited for the expected horrible tropes to unfold, but they never did. All the Native Americans were portrayed by actual Native American actors, not one of them ended up a wise sage or magical in any way, each of them was treated with respect by their peers, but they did have to deal with racism from the one overtly racist (and misogynist) towns person. (Additionally happy: none of the Native American or female characters were dismissed out of hand when their characters added something to the general conversation.) We held our breath the whole movie but blatant misogyny and racism never made an appearance. (It's not a perfect film on this front, but especially for the time period it's impressively forward.)



What we learned: It was possible to make movies in the 1970s that weren't totally horrible to women or minorities! Whodathunk?


Bonus thing we learned: James Brolin may never have actually had a son, he likely just made a clone.
The same guy.
(If you want to check out The Car, we highly recommend the Scream Factory Blurry release, the transfer is great and there's an ample amount of bonus features.)

February 17, 2016

Trash Film Debauchry

Have you heard of Trash Film Debauchry? Well you should have! Trash Films screens every third Wednesday* at the Trylon microcinema and as the name suggests, there're hosts to some amazing gems.

This month TFD is screening Abraxas: Guardians of the Universe and friend, it's a sight to behold. We had the trailer for this gem in Trailer Trash Vhs and it was an audience fave. (It also stars one Jesse Ventura and that alone makes it required viewing in this state!)

We'll likely see you there but grab your ticket ahead of time, Trash Films sell out more and more these days...

ABRAXAS: GUARDIANS OF THE UNIVERSE, Trylon microcinema, Wednesday Feb 24th @ 7:00pm, only 5$!

*Abraxas screens on the fourth Wed, but that's the exception to the rule here!


February 15, 2016

Maximum Overdrive

If you've ever thought that drugs or alcohol were the key to your creativity, sit down and watch Maximum Overdrive. Not only are the viewers of this movie subjected to some major atrocities, the people behind the scenes didn't fair much better. One crew member lost an eye and another was almost splattered by a truck, all because of the recklessness of the drugged out director.

Yup, that's an electric carving knife.
The plot unfolds something like this: A comet passing by the planet seems to have brought mechanical and electrical items to life. People are now fighting for their lives against the now (for some reason) murderous machines. But mostly, they're fighting semi-trucks...

The prologue: The written out prologue practically tells us the tail of a passing commit is responsible for machines coming to life. It also states that the tail of said commit will take like eight days to pass by, implying that is how long the mayhem will last.

The epilogue: The written out epilogue tells us that the comet in the prologue was a red herring, it was really aliens the whole time.


Things to watch for: Oh boy, there's so much. There's a very young Yardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson) screaming her husband's name relentlessly. Giancarlo Esposito (Gus from Breaking Bad) is also in it for an odd moment. Frankie Fasion shows up (Manhunter, Silence of the Lambs, The Wire). Multiple charters appear out of thin air during the third act. Pumping gas becomes the most grueling job on the planet. A soda machine takes out a little league team. The "rules" regarding what can be possessed get muddy from the word go: trucks but not cars, hairdryers and electric knives, but not hardwired lighting, sprinklers but not indoor pluming, a machine gun but not a rocket launcher...

The top reason to not work for coked a out director: At one point during filming, Stephen King wouldn't allow the blade of a stunt lawn mower to be removed, even though the blade would never be shown on camera. So later, when the lawn mower ran into a block of wood, the blade sent splinters right into the DP's face. He lost an eye, but won a subsequent lawsuit. (Seriously, no matter what they whisper into your brain, drugs do not make you smarter.)

Good thing there's a blade on that thing or we'd never believe it was real!

What we learned: The survivors? They're still survivors.


February 14, 2016

First Clue: March's Screening

Clue #1: The theme for March's screening is, Machines Gone Haywire!

Machines can become possessed, sentient, murderers, and even seductresses. We're taking a look at some of our favorite machines-gone-bad movies in anticipation of our next screening!
Tape Freaks Presents: March 2nd Mystery Movie! at the Trylon microcinema, Wednesday, March 2nd @ 7:00pm, only $5!

Purchase advance ticket here.


February 4, 2016

Well That Was Unexpected...

Going into this week we were gonna be pretty excited if 40 people came to our first Trylon screening. Instead, we sold the place out before the doors even opened! You people are the BEST!! Even if you came down and didn't get in, thank you so much for your support. Seriously, we are taken aback and full of gratitude.

But we do feel bad for anyone who came down and was met with a "sold out" sign, so if you're coming to a screening in the future, please buy ticket ahead of time on the Trylon website. (If tickets are getting close to selling out a count down will appear and they have an email reminder option for screenings further out!) Also, if you got into the screening but didn't get buttons, we're so sorry! We really didn't think we were going to sell out the place on our first night. But we're going to be better prepared for next month. BUTTONS FOR EVERYONE!!

If you bought a poster, t-shirt, or a membership; thank you so much!!! We're excitedly planning the goodies for next month because of your enthusiasm. If you're kicking yourself for not picking up something at the show, everything is available on Tim's Storenvy page!

And lastly, we're so glad you all had fun! We set the bar pretty high but we like to start off the year with a bang because winter is HARD. Next month's movie will be a new flavor of weird, so stay tuned for clues all this month!

I think that's all, and I have really gone crazy with the exclamation points, so please enjoy these photos from the night and know were super excited for the next few months!