February 24, 2014

Carrie, and Hellraiser in Space


There are some fun things at Trylon Microcinema this week. I enjoy their divergences from serious cinematic programing, not because serious cinema isn't completely wonderful, but Trylon offers the underexposed cream of every genre; even horror. Trylon screenings also fill with people who genuinely love film, so don't miss a chance to watch these classics on the big screen surrounded by people who share your love for under-appreciated flicks!

Carrie ends a fantastic Sissy Spacek retrospective. Carrie is one of my all time favorite horror movies with great subject matter, great performances, cinematography saturated in glorious color, and loads of gratifying kills.

HellraiserIV: Bloodline closes Trash Film Debauchery's run of “in space” movies. As well as taking place in space, Hellraiser IV features Adam Scott as the toymaker! (Always take the opportunity to catch a TFD show, Theresa's bad movie taste is impeccable!)

Carrie @ Trylon Microcinema, February 25th/7 & 9pm/$8

Hellraiser IV: Bloodline @ Trylon Microcinema, February 26th/7pm/$5

February 9, 2014

My Bloody Valentine 3D and Colette's Super Secret B-day Movie!



Horror for the Holidays' Valentine's Day offering is going to be epic. Not only is it V-Day, it's also my B-Day! Don't miss the Super Secret movie I have picked to follow My Bloody Valentine 3D.



The 1980s My Bloody Valentine didn't launch anyone's careers or break new ground in the horror genre; it's just a solid, campy, enjoyable horror movie that also happens to be pretty dated. But this is where the best remakes come from! My Bloody Valentine 3D is enjoyably campy, updated, and fun. Jenson Ackels and Jamie King give genuine performances through pretty painful dialogue while surrounded by some pretty terrific play-to-the-3D kill scenes.

The Super Secret B-day Movie will assuredly melt your mind. We'd never seen a movie quite like this one, and we see many strange things... but, if you're kicking yourself for missing the last Super Secret Movie, be sure to catch this one!



MyBloody Valentine 3D, MOA Theaters @ 7pm, February 13th, $5

(Super Secret B-day Movie immediately follows FREE to My Bloody Valentine 3D ticket holders!)

January 12, 2014

Trailer Trash 3, People 0



If you haven’t seen a Trailer Trash showing yet, you have another opportunity! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, allow me to gush. Trailer Trash is a 35mm labor of mutual love between Chris Grap and Tim Holly. That is to say they mutually love film… And they love films of all caliber: good, bad, under appreciated, or the straight unbearable! They also love to amass collections of “dead” but tactile technologies (see also records and VHS). But you know what they mutually love most? Sharing painfully bad films with friends. 

Trailer Trash is particularly special this time ‘round; everyone who buys a ticket is welcome to stay and watch a super secret movie after the main event! I can tell you almost nothing of what the flick will be, but I can say: you have not seen a movie the likes of this on a big screen anywhere else in town. Or possibly the country… Maybe the planet…

Come and see the best things on 35mm. Truly, it will be the greatest night ever!



October 15, 2013

They Live!



I'm a sucker for anti-consumerism movies and They Live is the crown jewel. Here are some reasons you should join us for the screening for this fabulous movie:


The glasses: Nothing feels worse than having the wool pulled over your eyes. Conversely, nothing feels better than ripping that wool away! When Piper puts on the sunglasses for the first time and sees things as they really are, many things we feel deep down to be true are confirmed in the most satisfying way. There's no explaining it away; we are being manipulated by a higher class, and we have to rise up and smash the overlords! (In the movie of course...)

Longest friendly fight scene in history: Roddy Piper and Keith David pound each other for 6 min straight, it's amazing! What are they fighting over? Piper just wants his friend to put on the glasses!

Origin of the line: “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.”

Shepard Fairy: His “OBEY” theme has it's roots in this film's subliminal advertising campaign.

Meg Foster: With her terrifyingly pretty blue eyes.

Ultimately, this is a quintessential wake-up-and-smell-the-coffee movie wrapped in an epic 80s action movie. Come enjoy it on the big screen again, or for the first time, with us tonight at The Theaters of MOA (on 35mm). Movie starts at 7:30 and Tim will have screen prints of his poster design for this series for sale at the theater!



Psssst hey!: If you can't make it to the screening but want a poster Tim has them up for sale on his Timmonsters Etsy page. (I totally see the irony of shilling here, but it's a badass poster!)

October 2, 2013

Escape from New York

If you've forgotten how wonderful Escape from New York is, here are some reminders:


Snake Plissken: His past is so checkered the movie won't even tell us about it. Why is he infamous? Why does everyone think he's dead? How Brain double-cross him in the past? And how did he lose his eye? Filling in our own holes [intended!] is far more fun than anything the movie could offer, but really, even his mysteries are shrouded in mystery.

Full drag cabaret: Four guys in Victorian style drag, accompanied by a gypsy-bohemian band, sing the catchiest song known to man to a theater speckled with solemn criminals. Either the seedy audience takes theater very seriously or they are completely unmoved by anything. Except for Ernest Borgnine who is bouncing in his seat with glee...

Cabbie: It's always a good time when Ernest Borgnine shows up in a film, but this is our favorite of his later roles. Cabbie is fun, cowardly, full of convenient timing; no one could have done it better.

Green grids of the future: It's easy to take shots at Si-Fi missing the mark on their future technology, but this movie makes it hard to know where to start. Maybe the mobile phone that is larger than any object we've ever seen placed to someones ear. Maybe the tracking device that is a red dot on a mostly unmarked grid. Maybe the super top secret government information recorded to a audio cassette tape...

The supporting cast dreams are made of: Lee Van Cleef, Adrienne Barbeau, Harry Dean Stanton, Isaac Hayes, Tom Atkins, and Donald Pleasence as the President! If you asked for more, you'd just be greedy!

A soundtrack to stand the test of time: Uniquely minimalistic and dark for electronic music at the time, it was as influential to electronic musicians then as it is now. It's arguably the best Carpenter/Howarth collaboration, and it's a soundtrack well worn in our house.

Really, you should just watch Escape from New York again! You missed your shot to see it on the big screen, but that should just get you more motivated to get out and see Escape from L.A.







(Pssssst, hey! If you're a Carpenter soundtrack dork too, check out DrokkSymmetry, or Umberto, you likely won't be disappointed!)


May 29, 2013

Good Bye Filmzilla




Last night, Tim got a text from a friend expressing how bummed he was to hear Filmzilla had closed forever. Startled, Tim took to the internet and through some unexpectedly extensive digging, he discovered that yesterday as employees came into work, they were informed it was to be the last day for Filmzilla. There was no talk of closure, no rumors, no plan, just a notice to employees that they would be closed for ever at midnight that night. We discovered all of this at 11:15pm. Tim had to get up at 5:30 this morning and was already up too late, but we grabbed our coats and jumped into the van to scour the impeccably stocked shelves one last time.

Upon entering Filmzilla, we were greeted by a few groups of people waiting at the counter with stacks of movies to purchase and (to our surprise) rent. It was an even split of people who had never been through the door before, and people who were we were witnessing a place they loved be picked over by vultures. Appropriately, Clerks was playing on the TV behind the counter and when there were just 3 customers left the younger employee asked his manager if there were smoke detectors in the store. She told him she smoked in there all the time and he lit a cigarette purely to smoke inside while they were still open. As each customer was rang up they were asked if they had rented there before, but when it was our turn, we were met with "You've rented here before right?". I asked our clerk if we could have some of the empty DVD cases with the Filmzilla and Nicollet Village stickers on them, and she found some in the back for us.

Filmzilla was one of the last video rental stores in the Twin Cities that catered to a wide audience. There are still some specific language rental places, the county and city libraries, but nothing like the video stores we grew up with. Tim and I looked forward to, at least once a month, ordering take out from True Thai and while waiting for our order, venturing across the street to rent a stack of movies. It is something that we are going to miss, and likely something we won't find a substitute for.

Tim and I were the last customers in line, and the last customers to leave the store. We took photos of the outside of the place lit up one last time, and as we did the open sign was switched off, for the last time ever. It was a suddenly sad night, we're sorry to see Filmzilla go.




UPDATE: Investigate further, but I have heard rumors that they will be selling off their stock at the store until Friday this week. I can't find any evidence of this on the interwebs, but if you want hard to find DVDs at the lowest market price, head down there now!

May 7, 2013

The Greatest Night Ever.




With cinematic oddities, exploitation, voice overs, and so much more, Trailer Trash is a presentation of vintage trailers in 35mm glory! Audience participation, promises a unique blend of cult classics, karate masters, little lost dogs and laser blasts for each screening! We'll be at the 7:30 and 10 showings because (full disclosure) parts of the program are straight from our own collection! (We're so excited, every sentence of this blurb has ended in an exclamation point!)!

Trailer Trash @ MOA Theaters, May 9th 7:30 & 10:00, $7